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| User: | sgtslamhog (12672556) Stories from the Front
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| Name: | Sgt. SlamHog | |||||
Message | Send sgtslamhog a text message on his/her cellphone/pager. | |||||
| Website: | Sgt's MySpace page | |||||
| Location: | New Jersey, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 04-17 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  Neifists (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: | Sgt. SlamHog is a brilliant and swiftly advancing soldier in an elite troop of military servicemen. Sgt. SlamHog once top-scorred a deathmatch using little else but a crowbar and tea-bagging. In addition to his impressive combat skills, Sgt. SlamHog has the raw masculine energy and devilish good looks reminiscent of leading men from the silver screen era. Sgt. SlamHog is also a prominent and well-respected geneticist, psychoanalyst, financier, lawyer, physician, professional athlete, lead guitarist, novelist, sex symbol, and pizza chef. Despite this sheaf of impressive and sexually appealing degrees and certificates, Sgt. SlamHog doubles as some asshole on myspace.(http://www.myspace.com/neifists) Sgt. SlamHog, sadly, suffers deeply with the curse of brilliance and aesthetic perfection. Because Sgt. SlamHog is cursed with a 'sensitive heart'... "yeah right TWATS, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!" | |||||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |||||
| Interests: | 8: bloody steak, cigars, glory metal, hot women, ice-cold jagermeister, leather and metal details, showing off scars, tall boots | |||||
| Schools: | American Military University - Washington, DC Linden High School - Linden, NJ Union County College - Cranford, NJ | |||||
| Friends: | None listed. | |||||
| Account type: | Plus Account | |||||
